Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Open Letter to Brian McKnight : R.eal N.igga B.lues

Compared to “infamous” hip-hop music R&B is the more authentic and relatable music genre. 95% of the folks who sing, “I think I’m Big Meech and Larry Hoover” don’t live that lifestyle including the performing artist himself. But that imagery is what makes hip-hop great, you can do anything and be anyone on wax. On the other side of the spectrum R&B touches topics of love, sex and breakups, shit we deal with everyday with our significant other. Last night Brian McKnight released a YouTube video and created an uproar on the social networks because he asked ladies “Do You Know How That Pussy Works”

Monday, April 16, 2012

Doing 55mph In The 25 mph Zone

So you met someone new about a week or two ago.  Everything is going real sweet, text conversations during the day and phone/Facetime/Skype conversations at night. He/She is really cool and you finally find some free time to hang out since initially meeting or being introduced. Date is going great and the intake of spirits has you feeling lusty.  Somehow you end up back at his/her place and your hands begin to explore each other.  The hard breathing and the strategically placed gentle kisses make it hard for you to resist.  So you have sex; great sex. So now you are both lying there, after round two or three, trying to avoid the wet spot and for some reason an awkward silence sweeps the room and she feels like this is a good time to hold a serious conversation. Actually let me not come off as a chauvinist pig because the ladies expose tender dudes all the time.  So either the male or female uses pillow talk time to ask one of two things, "Where is this going?" or "Do you think we might have moved too fast?" What is the sense of doing 25 mph when you are in the 55 mph zone?

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

When Is The Last Time You Evaluated Your P*ssy??

Ladies have failed to realize they have the pussy, the starting line for life and the earth’s truest natural resource. Have you ever heard of male stripping and prostitution is on the rise? Exactly. Pussy is the end all be all for men, plenty of men in jail today over a piece of tail they had or was pursuing.  Everything men do legal and illegally are for you ladies. Valentine's Day is here and you might be spending it at home, man bashing on Facebook and Twitter watching Lifetime movies, ALONE. Not sure why you are alone? Well maybe because you have not properly evaluated your pussy. I'm not talking about the GYN when I mention pussy evaluations by the way. A pussy evaluation rates the worth of your box. Not sure what this evaluation entails? No worries I got you.