She's alright but she's not real

In 2011 saying the phrase "Keep it real" is as genuine as designer clothes from Canal Street. But I'm being an advocate to revamp this phrase, specifically for the ladies. 

This is unacceptable and has to stop.

the little hoe that could

The hoe is one of the biggest mysteries of the sexes. The amount of definitions is infinite and the members of the hoe community are probably in the millions. I think at one point of our life we all engage in some hoe activities but some live life as a hoe, which is unhealthy and degrading to your sex, especially women.  For example we have men offering and/or eating the vag of every female they encounter. Also we have women who walk with toothpaste and panties in their purse with hopes to go home with a complete stranger during a night on the town.  Some would look at the aforementioned activities is just someone who is just trying to "have fun" plenty of others would just say you are a hoe for engaging in these activities.  Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Personally I can't explain or care to figure out the reasoning why a hoe is a hoe it is like trying to figure out if the glass is half empty or half full.  What I would like to touch upon though is  hoe reformation. I've met and encountered reformed hoes over the years and there is a mistaken belief about entering hoetirement.  Hoes have it all backwards thinking they can just wake up one morning and decide to retire from their hoeism.