Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game

It does not make sense. You read all the magazine articles on "Ways to Spice up the Bedroom", you watched the Superbowl with him and his boys, you even performed fellatio while on your cycle but for some reason you found a text message from some heifer saying she misses YOUR MAN. What was you doing wrong, what was you not doing, what could have you done different? It does not make sense ladies but lets step inside the mind of a man and find out:

Why Men Cheat

1. The biggest reason why men cheat is Fear. No your man is not scared of you but he is scared of getting played. Even though we may not admit it most men posses some level of insecurity. To protect themselves and their feelings a man will cheat even if his girlfriend is Oprah because he needs to need to obtain that level of security.
2. So you meet this new guy and he finds out your 2 best friends are "hos" if safe to say the man will think you are a "ho" also as the saying goes "birds of the feather...." Now you actually may carry yourself like a lady unlike your friends but that up the man to figure out over time and by doing his research. The same rule applies to men ladies, if his friends are players its 50/50 he is a player also. Its up to you to do your research to find out what type of guy he is. A male's ego is bigger than Aretha's calorie count so most men will try to keep a certain image to his boys to fit in. But remember I said most men, its possible to date a guy who friends been around the block a few times.
   
3. There is a saying that my friends and I live by:

Dick is free, Pussy isn't

Except for men in positions of power. Lucky for Michelle a lot of ladies are not trying to
bang Obama but prefer to give up the nookie to a party promoter because he lets them
skip the line at Imperial. Self-Control varies from man to man with most dude not
possessing any. Why would a man want to pass up free pussy? In our eyes it's a natural
resource like oil and wheat so its always more attractive when it is free with no
attachments.

Just a few of the many reasons ladies and the crazy part I realized with writing this men are more complex than females in some cases. It does not take much to keep us happy in a relationship but the reasons we may stray away from the nest is from years and years of molding, molding from slavery, our ancestors,the media etc. Society has made it appear that its natural for a man to cheat so it takes a lot of nurturing and self-control to fight that urge so stand by your man ladies to make sure you suppress any urges which may takeover your mans body.

She's not only a client She's the Player President

It has been a little over a year and the relationship is getting kind of serious. BBQs at your Mom place, weekend getaways with hours of wild sex and pillow talk, sacrificing hanging with the boys to see that new Romantic comedy but this is what you are required to do to be a good boyfriend?...right? Wrong! The needs and wants from a woman in a relationship could not be listed in a Dictionary on font 8 and some women will appreciate your efforts but some will be left with no other option but to look elsewhere. But no worries gentlemen I will provide you with some reasons:

Why women cheat

1. One of the most common reasons is she loses attraction to you. Almost every single lady friend has told me they believe they are single because they lose interest in a man quickly. If it a ripe relationship its easy for her to walk away but after the time is invested it easier for her to find her interest outside because women always cheat better than men, they rarely get caught.
   
2. 20 something year old men don't need Viagra and I know personally our sex drive is very high during these years but I know dudes who set themselves up by neglecting the best part of a relationship, SEX. In 2009 I know females who say their man stays up all night and plays Xbox while she lays in the bed in the heat, wanting to be touched. Kelly said it best "When a Woman is Fed up" She will make herself happy with no remorse for your heart playa. Sorry brah.
3. Now some women said that their man puts down the controller and "attempts" to have sex with them. If you don't put the effort forward to satisfy her needs, "only 25% of woman always climax during sex with a partner",there are a bunch of men who will love to satisfy her and send her home to you. So listen to her, and make an effort or your goods will be tampered with.

There are plenty more reasons and I will post more over time. Many of you ladies have been waiting for a blog explaining why men cheat because it appears men cheating makes as much sense as the war in Iraq. Ladies are tired of cooking, cleaning, listening, compromising and sacrificing just to find out their man has been creeping but there is an explanation for everything. Look out for Why Men Cheat this week.

Obama Does not Know CHANGE

The 10 pm news, your daily newspaper, during those unofficial breaks at the water cooler what is the topic at hand? THE ECONOMY. Everyone is scared; keep your money in the bank or under the mattress what to do? Who can we trust? While we are struggling to buy a gallon of milk we have corporate executives using the government dollars to do repairs on their summer house, but hey this is America right? Remember Laissez-faire from 3rd grade social studies? Why are all these policies thrown out the window? I'm not going into a rant about the economy on macro-scale but on a micro-scale which the media never touches upon.

Lets breakdown our country a little bit, this great land our home America. We were all taught to go to school, get a job and buy the house and two car garage. But the shit we need for life, the real shit to survive in America is not provided in no public school, community college, or 5 figure a year university (shoutout to St. Johns) I'm talking about financial education. I said it in previous blogs, one thing you never ask you date it how much they make, not only because it’s rude because America is structured like that. Money is the only sensitive subject in America, we don't ever want to talk about it but our lives revolve around it. Does it make sense friends? We can turn on a prime time TV show and see half naked people in love scenes or two dudes kissing and we wonder why teen sex rates are high but that’s a whole other issue. Working at the bank gave me the opportunity to be at the epicenter of our economy, I saw rich people, poor people, unemployed people, and just flat out dumb people. Not dumb by choice but dumb because they had no financial education. Even though all banks are companies of evil (that’s another blog) every person should have a bank account, but I popped a lot of checking account cherries for some grown ass people, I'm talking like 35 years old with no bank account. I had to talk people out of applying for personal loans to pay their credit card and phone bill like do you know what interest is?? (I knew they wouldn't get approved anyway). One girl that stood out to me which help inspired this note was a nice 20ish Caucasian girl from Pace. She had some overdraft fees and was beefin about them, so I offered her overdraft protection to protect her checking account (overdraft protection is actually a credit card, told you banks are evil) and she said she applied recently but she will try again. So I checked to see when she last applied and I tell her its better we don't apply because I don’t want to run her credit again. The girl is like "WTF run my credit I never ran my credit" and I explain to her the whole FICO store situation, applying for credit and she is like amazed. This is a girl who is half way done with college, about to embrace the world with her bachelors but doesn’t know what APR stands for.

Basically turn off the CNN, the MSNBC and all these other media outlets talking about how fucked up the economy is. I know a lot of people reading this right now are in a situation right now with their own finances, shit we all are going to work now feeling like you just tried out for varsity basketball team and coach is making cuts. But stop listening to rich people on TV trying to analyze why the economy is so bad. They have a job and you probably won’t tomorrow, it doesn’t require studies or a bunch of degrees to figure out why we in the situation we in currently. You gave a bunch of dumb muthafuckers houses so eventually the majority of these dumb muthafuckers stopped paying their 10% mortgage loans the rich muthafuckers couldn’t go on summer vacation to Dubai so the market crashed. But how can we avoid this people? Instead of teaching our children about how Columbus fucked up and "found" America teach them how to save, I'm tired of grown ass men cashing checks.

If you want to see how crazy our system is and the whole concept of interest click here