What is your purpose? Mental or Genital

Statistics have proven that women outnumber men in the Big Apple. Which means there’s plenty of opportunity here for men to meet, greet and sleep with sexy, single educated ladies. A common complaint from women is that every guy they meet just wants to sleep with them. NO SHIT WOMAN!!! The physical outweighs the mental for men by a long shot. Look at all the images around us. Sex sells but even though men are the minority in most major cities, its easier to find a billboard or TV show with half naked women compared to half naked men. A woman should not complain when a man tries to sleep with you, he is letting his intentions be known, no sugar coating bullshit. The issue is, ladies, how many of you know what you want prior to meeting a man?

The only person who had golden roads leading her life was Dorothy and company in Wizard of OZ. But for us 80's babies our lives are engulfed with trying to hold on to our shitty 9-5 during a recession, some also raising a child on our own (shout out to all my hardworking single Moms. I love you, Mom) all while pursuing our long term goals and juggling a love life. With that being said there are two keys things one must ask themselves prior to "meeting" new people or engaging in the dating game again.


What am I looking for a fulfillment of: physical or mental need?


A relationship must consist of both parts listed here but the thing that plenty of us failed to realize is if a mental relationship is lacking in the physical department, it can be fixed or altered but its impossible the other way around. Entering my late twenties the Shotta Blogger attitude, swag, demeanor is basically set in stone. Mentally, if I can not provide what you want in a relationship, it’s not happening. But if for some weird, strange reason (not tooting my horn) I was lacking in a physical department they have books, toys, etc to help a couplesatisfy each others physical needs.

Women, as well as men, are guilty of trying to change a physical relationship into a real one when mentally that person can not/will not give you what you need. If the majority of your conversation only occurs after he ejaculates, your hope of a real relationship is as slim as the Olsen twins. Ladies, remember a man is probably most vulnerable right after he has an orgasm and may or may not say anything and everything you want to hear. It's crucial not to take everything to heart during the cute pillow talk because its a 50/50 chance and those odds are not good when it comes to your heart. Those sweet earlobe kisses, talk about the future could be genuine feelings but a true player also knows exactly what you want to hear because he wants to enter your chamber of love again. On the other hand he may say all the wrong things right after an orgasm because he doesn’t care or he is just naturally an idiot. Men say the wrong things on purpose because he has the assurance that you are not going anywhere; either his dick is on point, you put your feelings out there or he knows you’re not into multiple physical relationships. In both cases the woman is at fault because you told yourself and/or mate stated that you only wanted physical but now altering your motives. Only prostitutes are able to harbor feelings, not even just for a nut because their motivation is money. You can not jump into something serious because you know where his condom drawer is but don't even know simple shit like his favorite color. Being dick-whipped or pussy-whipped can make you bend over backwards for someone you do not know much about and think that you care about. When you start seeing someone mentally or physically, always get in the habit of checking yourself and not stepping out your boundaries because if you mix the physical with mental you are bound to end up just as an another notch on the belt.

Pain

Heard the pain of a gushot is unbearable
I know how that feels
The feeling of my broken heart can compare
And this pain cannot be healed
The thought of you gone is like a fish without water
No gas in my automobile
No toy in my happy meal
I hate my caller ID because your face never appears
Every incoming text seems incorrect
Cause your name is never there
Tried drinking away my sorrows but
I'm just as empty as these beer cans
Cause me without YOU makes me less of a man
Don't let my sad words take you off course from your future plans
I wish you the best with your newborn and your new man

The Downfall of Vag

ESPN’s SportsCenter, ABC News, Fox News, CNN, The Daily News and just about every other media network is headlining or discussing the now infamous Tiger Woods extra marital affairs incident. Its January 2010 A.D., men AND WOMEN have been creeping on their significant other since the biblical days, folks. Why has all this attention been placed on Tiger Woods for having 11 mistresses? Dudes in the hood have more than 11 baby mothers and they are not millionaires. Situations like that require more attention but that’s another story.

Women have been fighting for decades to obtain the same respect in society from men. Barriers have been broken but equality between men and women is a long road to be conquered. Why you ask? Women are holding themselves back! In “The Battle of the Sexes” women are notorious for pointing the finger of blame but we are given free will. Plenty of times you walk into a situation with a man/women and know the final outcome beforehand because of the type of person they are. The same thing applies to the Tiger Woods situation. Bloomberg News notes “86 percent of U.S. consumers over the age of 6 recognized Woods." So before engaging in filthy, raw, unprotected sex with Tiger, I can bet both my thumbs these women knew what they was getting into. It was no secret that he has been married since 2003 and father to two children. So his wife finds out about his affairs, cool, Tiger was slacking in his macking. Now, 11 females are now coming forward about their affairs, does it all make sense? History is known to repeat itself; do we not remember when Bill Clinton got caught? A few different women came forward about our president coming on to them. Most of it was bullshit, guess only a black man can satisfy multiple women (jokes just jokes folks). But seriously why do women put their whoring on front street after the man gets caught? Why is all this attention placed on Tiger? Is it because he plays golf? The sex was at least consensual, do we not remember the highly publicized Kobe situation? He allegedly fucked a white woman in the ass without her permission but was able to sweep it under the table and buy his wife a million dollar ring to regain her love. (Smart move by the way Kobe it beats divorce settlements i.e. Nas). But why have all these women cried wolf just because they sucked a famous dick. I doubt these women were all virgins prior to these famous cocks. They were satisfied before sucking and fucking a local barber, bus driver or deli department manager, so why cry wolf? Because of the fame! Plenty of females out there are dealing with stock boys from Home Depot but once you wrap your lips around a "real" rapper, athlete etc. (not talking local Smack DVD Rucker negros) you are just as "famous."

How many men have looked for fame off of famous females?
I'll wait...I pondered the question myself.
The most famous is Steadman (and he doesn't even want the fame) behind him is Kevin Ferderline. I mean Ferderline was white trash so he didn't know how to play his role; he started to act just like these wolf in sheep clothing females. But do we not see the trend that has been built over the years ladies? You let the media degrade you nationally and internationally with all these scandals and affairs. Tiger eleven hos are now known on a first name basis around the world but after their reality shows, book deals and Playboy photos where will they be? Ladies you have not been "making the money, you letting the money make you." Wouldn't it make more sense to be the mistress behind closed doors compared to the worldwide known dicksucker? Do we not remember the phrase "Lady in the streets, Freak in the bed?"

So rewind this Tiger situation and I am Mistress #5. So Tiger is busted and I am looking at the news, I see these other dumb hos coming forward about their affairs. All I would do is send Tiger a text and say "Fuck You, Pay Me." You think men like to get caught especially on the level Tiger is at? This man is losing money over these broads so it would be smarter and easier for him to just pay them some sort of hush money to keep their mouths shut. Who loses in this situation?!?! I would prefer a lifetime of wealth compared to five minutes of fame. Fame as a home wrecker?? "C'mon Son".

Look, my beautiful, smart, elegant ladies you need to take a stand. “One bad apple spoils all the vag” (2010 Shotta Blogger twist). Gold digging is clearly the motive of many women out there. They slanging they clit in fields, areans and now golf courses in pursuit of five minutes of fame. This mentality trickles down though to men everywhere in all fields politicans, garbage men, the head cashier at C-town even damn dollar van drivers. Before you even open your mouth ladies most men look at you as an object looking for quick come-up. Your job, in any interaction, with a male is to let him know your self-worth. When you at the bar if he offers to buy you a drink, refuse, do not give him that “power.” Little shit like that will mess a guys head up because to the majority of us you are no better than one of Tiger’s hos. I want to see all the vagina around the world liberated! Big vag, little vag, pretty vag, ugly vag, ALL VAG, you are a bitch because you call yourself bitches. Stop blaming men! Don’t show your independence through a Louis Vuitton bag; show it with a condo purchase! Do not let these infamous hos hold you back ladies; you are the Queens of this land and its time to RE-claim your position in this society.